I just got back from my petit four trip to the “supermarket”
and realized I have yet to explain this fiasco on my blog, so here goes! (yes,
I realized “petit fours” are little cake things thanks to my mom – but here is
my explanation of use: I typically take 4 mini runs to the store a week and I
couldn’t figure out a word for “4 times a week” so I stuck with something I
knew, no matter how wrong of a use it might be, forgive me)
However, before I go on I must comment on an interesting
fruit I accidently bought today. I eat yogurt with oatmeal every day for
breakfast so I saw these “raspberries” in the fruit section and decided they
would be a delightful addition to my relatively bland breakfast. These “raspberries”
were even on sale, so like any smart shopper I put them in my cart and bought
them. When I got home, I decided a few “raspberries” would make an excellent
appetizer before dinner so I popped one in my mouth. Wow. Explosion of wine+seeds
in my mouth. Raspberries do not taste like wine in solid form. After looking at
the package more closely I have found that they are indeed not raspberries but
rather moraberries. I’m not certain I shall eat them for breakfast (as wine is
a little much on the palate at 6:20 AM), but as a late night snack they’ll have
to do!
Exito. That is the name of the store where I recognize most
of the cashiers and the cute little security man on the way out. It also
happens to be my choice supermarket. I should really say “only-choice” supermarket
because if I want to go somewhere else I have to hail a cab, give him a
location, shop, hail another cab, and tell him my address to get home.Instead,
I’ll walk the 5 blocks uphill, into the mall, down the escalators, all the way
to the back, and arrive at my only-choice stop. It’s about a 10 minute walk and
there is an ice cream place on the way, so I will in no way complain.
So Exito is like a mini-walmart in the sense that it’s a
one-stop-shop, things are randomly placed everywhere, you can waste an hour
there, they have their own knock-off-cheaper-brand and there are workers scattered
everywhere. After those basic similarities we start to diverge.
Let’s start with the workers. Every single one I’ve asked
has been incredible helpful and quite nice. Maybe because I’m a gringa and I
typically make a fool of myself when I ask them questions or try and make small
talk, but I’m banking on that it’s just because they’re that nice. I also see
several around the store and they are always doing something. It’s not like
they’re working at “wasting time” – they are actually doing stuff. It’s strange
to see this.
Now for the food selection: It is quite large. Which, sounds
like it would be a good thing, but instead it just adds to the confusion. Every
time I go I walk up and down every aisle looking for something to catch my eye.
Then I compare all the different brands, read the nutrition labels, decide I
don’t want it, and put it back. Seriously, this is how 1 hour can fly by in no
time.
I have found that some things are REALLY expensive here. Peanut
butter, of course, is way too expensive for me to indulge with. In the states I
eat at least a serving a day, but here at $7 a container I just can’t justify
it. I guess when I go home it will make it that much more phenomenal! Another
thing that’s priced super high is icecream by the container. Today I looked at
a container about the size of 2 pints and it was nearly $20,000 pesos. That’s
about $10 US. No. Way. José. (Hoe-zay) ha! You know those icebreaker sugar free
candies? Those are outrageous too: $5.00 US. That’s a price increase of about
500%. Those silly import taxes I bet. Beauty supplies such as face lotion, nail
polish remover, contact solution and makeup are also really expensive. Bummer.
Guess what I’m stocking up on when I come home…
Now there are also things that are really cheap. Tropical
fruits (mangos, pineapples, coconuts, etc.) are really inexpensive. This makes
me really happy. I go through mangos like it’s my job. They also have all these
crazy fruits that I haven’t been brave enough to try. I think I’ll start buying
one a week and asking my portero (man that guards my apartment door) how to
cut/eat them. That might be my safest bet! I can’t wait.
So after I’ve searched all the aisles and found 3 things I
want, I go to check out. There are three standard questions I have learned to
expect from the cashier. (Superwoman told us these and it makes me feel a
little less like a gringa.) #1 Do you have a “tarjeta de puntos”? My answer is
yes, and I slide it over to the cashier. I signed up for one the first day I
went. I have NO IDEA what these “puntos” do, but at least I have the card to
keep track of them? I’ll figure the rest out later. #2 They will ask you if you
want things bagged together. The first time I was asked this I didn’t catch it,
but now I know. And finally #3 They ask if you want to donate $1000 pesos to
help starving children. I have yet to actually understand what they are saying,
but I can tell because they always hold up this little card shaped like a
vegetable/fruit and Luiza told us they’ll ask us that. I always say “Si, como
no” o “siempre”. It’s an extra $.50 on my bill, why not?
The last thing (which is probably the strangest) is as you
walk out the door there is a security man. You have to hand him your receipt,
he scans it, and then you can leave. I’m not certain the point of this because
it’s not like he looks in your bag or anything, but he’s there waiting for you.
This is common in a lot of other stores as well. Theft protection maybe? I’m
not sure. One of the security guys is super nice. He’s an older gentleman and I
when I ask him “como estas?” he always replies in the jolliest voice with a lot
of intonation “excelente”. That man alone is enough to make a sour day sweet.
Next time I go there I think I’ll ask him his name. Everyone deserves to be
called by name.
So, as I wrap this up I’m thinking I’ll go have a few more
moraberries to aid in my late night school planning! Look for these in the
states and if you find them, don’t buy them but just let me know!
Wait... You only buy three things? Or three meals worth of stuff? Thank you for writing about the store. I have been waiting!
ReplyDeleteYes...three things. #1 Mangos #2 Eggs #3 Yogurt...and sometimes I go crazy and buy some oatmeal, halls (for my throat), diet coke, or a random beer. Haha. Okay - maybe a few more things too, but you see I only really eat breakfast at home. I have lunch at school and then I always take home left overs for dinner. This also curbs late night snacking..because I literally have no food. lol. The other day I was so hungry and I looked in my refrigerator and there was mustard/mayonaise/ketchup, a 6-pack of beer (that will probably be there forever...like our smirnoff and dos equiz...haha) eggs, and milk. I was depressed. lol. I thought of you the whole time I was writing this. I hope it was sufficient <3
ReplyDelete